Take notes while the world unravels.
Thoughts, plans, paranoid scribbles—it all deserves a place. And what better place than inside a notebook that quietly mocks the slow-motion absurdity of modern life?

This hardcover bound journal features our lounging frog, blissed out in the hot pot, while society bubbles away in the background. It’s a nod to the simmering madness and a reminder to write it all down before the Wi-Fi dies and the grid flickers out.

Whether you’re sketching revolution or just making a grocery list that costs double what it did last year—this notebook gets it.

• UltraHyde hardcover that feels suspiciously fancy

• 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)

• 80 cream-colored lined pages

• Built-in elastic closure and ribbon marker

• Expandable inner pocket for secret thoughts or receipts from the collapse

• Weighs just enough to make you feel like you’re holding something important

Everything’s just fine.
So go ahead—document the decline.